I Drink And Drive Because I Want To Be A Giant Pinball Going Down The Road (From The EP “I Give To The Poor So I Can Have Something To Steal”

i can molest you
because it is my freedom of speech
i can steal from you
because my lawyer is going to help me
i killed my monkey
because i spanked it to death
i like paying taxes
because i like living in a cardboard box

i am a criminal
and if you resist my lawyer and i will sue you
i am above the law
because i have money under the table
i am not a homosexual
because i dont inhale when i suck
i drink and drive
because i want to be a giant pinball going down the road.

it is all your fault
that i raped you because i don't believe in god
i steal from other people
because they owe it to me
it is my legal loophole right
to molest you because my lawyer is three lawyers
I like paying taxes
so they can find out why the sky is not blue

i can steal what i want and get away with it
because my lawyer says i am sick
i can get away with murder
because i am a politician
i am not a homosexual
because i am only a faggot