These Things Happen (released as single)

Woke up in an alley, don't know what state I'm in
Bass is in my lap, when does the show begin?
Our manager is screaming to hurry up and get out there
And I can't tell if there's vomit or semen in my hair

The band is playing while I'm passed out on stage
They've got no singer, and they're standing there in a rage
If I can sing lying down, thats usually the best course
Don't know what happened last night but I'm sure it involved force

Stumbled to the mic and shouted out the wrong city
I could remember the set list if I didn't feel so shitty
Fell over during the intro to the second song
I think I was naked but I could be wrong

The band is playing while I'm throwing up on stage
I'm flat on my back and my band is in a rage
Just playing instrumentals, thats usually the best course
I kinda remember last night and I think I was forced

The roadies tried to wake me, with a bucket full of ice
But I just lay there dry heaving and dreamed of paradise
The audience was laughin', cameras in my face
My body was there but my mind was in outer space

The band is waiting while I'm shooting up on stage
I really have to learn to act my age
I'm nodding off by the time we're playing the encore
Let's get this shit over with so I can go score
go score

I can stop any time I want. I just don't want to.