I Think They’re Making Porn In The Office Down The Hall (From The Album “Disjointed”)

There's an office down the hall
They claim to be a marketing firm
That's what the sign on the door says
But I of course have my suspicions

So I've been watching them closely
For the last three or four years
And I've noticed some very interesting patterns

First, a lot of people go in and out
But nobody over the age of about 30 or so
Second, almost everyone seems to arrive for work
Between 5 and 6 in the evening
And finally, everyone who goes in and out
Seems to be very good looking
There's also often loud music

My first thought was natural
They're making porn
Some porn company rented out an office
And is filming there under the guise
Of being a legitimate business

I soon discarded that due to the fact
That the guys are a little too clean cut
Also, when I went behind the bushes
And peered in the back window one night
I didn't see any beds or lighting or anything

So there went the porn angle
As well as my next choice, prostitution
I have no idea what's going on in there

I really wish I knew